Hey guys. In the last couple weeks, down some shit has gone.

I got kicked out of the apartment I was staying in because - and I’m not here to smear anyone but… - the landlady is a soulless hell beast witch. Thanks to Patience, Katie, and Katie for being such genial and sexy ladies by putting up with her shit while I slept inside their apartment.

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Wassup chuckle bunnies. So this might be the beginning of my travel blog, although I admit not much travel has yet happened. I apologize.

But… but but butt! I do have a story. Story time with Capt. Torrence Rapebeard (I’m ghost writing, shhhhhh):

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