The Beginning of the End Before the Beginning of a New Beginning

Hey guys. In the last couple weeks, down some shit has gone.

I got kicked out of the apartment I was staying in because - and I’m not here to smear anyone but… - the landlady is a soulless hell beast witch. Thanks to Patience, Katie, and Katie for being such genial and sexy ladies by putting up with her shit while I slept inside their apartment.

I’ve been staying at The Green Tortoise for the last week. Great place so far as hostels go. A bit pricey at $25 a night, but you get free berkfest everyday and dinner 3 times a week. Except I only managed to see one free dinner the 7 nights I stayed there. I probably missed one during the sporadic drinkfests I hosted a couple times while I was there. You should know they were sporadic only because I was sick for most of my stay. Otherwise they would have been many and rambunctious.

Totally yeah. I’m recovering from a fierce cold with the help and suggestions of some of my former coworkers at Nintendo. Yeah, former. Today was officially my last day at NOA, and I should probably be posting this in my crog on account of I’m about halfway through a sixer of Blue Moon. Fantrebulous beer. But I’m not because I’m only HALFWAY through it. The fact that I can even still type is proof enough I’m doing the right thing.

Oh yeah, travel. Here it is. In four days I’m going to be flying back to Indiana. My plans from there, however, have changed a little. I’m going to spank Australia with my body first to avoid the bitter clench of mother winter that will soon press out the life from the north… or something. I’m drunk. Stfu. From there, I’ll special up northward, following the sun to summer. Would you like to have sex? Then meet me there.

A few of the chaps I went drinking with from TGT turned out to be from Ireland, Australia, and England. I hung out with Dave, from Ireland, especially and talked with him about traveling while he pimp-maxed some chicks at bars. He’s a major player. Look for him on TV shortly.

I had a great time working at Nintendo, and I’ll miss all the cool people I met along the way. But I had planned to only work there for about a year. Considering I started in about October of last year, this is a fitting time to end my tenure. If any of you punks are reading this (Tinnifer, E-rock, N8 (you douche bag), Jabba, Matt, Wheelie, Gordy, Gordo, Brian, Pete, Rebecca, Tim, Liz, Donna, T, Terry, Chris, Dan, Krystle, Naomi, Kent, Dave, Casey, Sergio, Matt, Jenny, Meltor, Tog, Shu, Mayumi, Penis, Penis, Penis) you’re aces in my book, and I don’t hate you. I wish you long life and prosperity… in bed. I’ll slam up some of my portfolio that’s sitting on my cryPod soon.

I’m gonna go tame the rest of this beer and set stuff on fire. Have a good night.